1 00:00:01,099 --> 00:00:04,640 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... I know what we'll show you. We can talk about 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:05,660 the bachelorette party. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,920 I've always wanted to take you guys to New Orleans. 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,120 We are going in full drag. We're talking like, dude, I'm gonna f*** that guy 5 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,120 later. 6 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,060 This is Jacqueline Taylor. 7 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:17,420 I even quite fancy you myself. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:24,800 I think we should have vows for the trip. Like, I promise not to rage check. 9 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,200 I will have your back. 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,560 Rose, here we come. 11 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:33,210 Let's go get drunk. 12 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:35,310 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:36,390 I can't. 14 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:37,490 You're, like, crying. 15 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:41,510 Well, listen, I don't want a bad shit in my life. But, yeah, you've made me feel 16 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:42,510 like shit. 17 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:47,270 Well, I didn't come here to have all of our issues go to my face. No, I'm not 18 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:49,870 doing that. No, I don't want to. I'm going to go have a time of my life. But 19 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,230 I'm... Mama, come back. 20 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:52,430 Mama, it's okay. 21 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:45,750 And Pokemon shit. I can't. Honey, you gotta wake up for Gator Hutton. And I 22 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:46,750 to go to a fancy lunch. 23 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:49,970 Who's that? 24 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,210 You just farted. Was that me? 25 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:53,510 Yes, that was you. 26 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:56,250 Oh. I drank half of New Orleans last night. 27 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,430 Alright, we have beverages. 28 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:00,690 We have beverages. 29 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,230 Have you been drinking this, Jack? 30 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,890 Yeah, drink that, Mark. 31 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:06,510 Do you remember, like, crying? 32 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,009 What? You were crying. 33 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,220 Oh, maybe because I was a bad person and I wanted to be better for myself. 34 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:18,020 Yeah, well, if you actually do want to be better, then you don't just apologize 35 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:22,660 for being certain ways to saucy whenever you still act certain ways to mean. 36 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:26,180 If I'm mean to my ex -girlfriends, I get... 37 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:30,390 punished. If I'm nice to my ex -girlfriends and apologize, I get 38 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:33,750 like, what do you want me to do? I don't think I was doing anything wrong. I was 39 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,290 upset about the person I used to be. 40 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:39,570 Well, I remember it more than you do, and you were doing that. Do you know how 41 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:40,549 awkward that is? 42 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:44,550 I'm sorry. I love you. I love you, but it's like you're kicking a dead horse. 43 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:46,710 Right? No. 44 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:49,970 Kicking a dead horse? Kicking a dead horse is not a thing. 45 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:53,870 I get what you're doing, but it was weird, okay? That's all I'm saying. 46 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,390 Fine. I'm sorry. 47 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,300 Why are you so long -cheared with penis? 48 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:01,940 So when I get out in the morning, I like to hold my own to it. Oh, come on. 49 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,760 I mean, I love you, Annie. 50 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,840 You know, when the guys were going on a trip, I didn't want to leave on a bad 51 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 note about me. 52 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,140 You want to think you're sorry or nothing? 53 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:30,230 You were super mean to me last night. Last night, we closed out Strong at Pat 54 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:32,250 'Brien's karaoke shop. 55 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:33,730 We had a great time. 56 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:42,910 What is this? I'm going to drink it. 57 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:45,950 I didn't. 58 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:50,290 I was watching the couch. 59 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:55,750 Around 4 .30, when everything started to shut down, we started... Making our way 60 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,510 back to the hotel on foot. 61 00:03:57,830 --> 00:04:01,310 Did you just admit that you were wrong in me? No, you guys thought we were okay 62 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:03,350 at like 4 o 'clock in the morning walking home. 63 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,210 No, I didn't leave your side. 64 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:06,590 That's scary. 65 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,030 Katie didn't feel safe. 66 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:10,690 So I started to say that I want to take a car home. 67 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:14,330 But instead of just saying this, she was like yelling at me. She was almost 68 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:15,670 lashing out about it. 69 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:20,310 Rather than Tom being supportive and loving and understanding of me, he 70 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,310 I was just being... 71 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:25,860 Unreasonable. She started going off the deep end and like blowing it out of 72 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:26,860 proportion. 73 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Alcohol. 74 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,320 And it sucked. 75 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,320 Okay, I'm not trying to bust your balls, dude. 76 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,280 Still drunk. 77 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,200 I mean, what if I am drunk? 78 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:41,860 That's why you're picking a fight with me. I mean, like Katie Maloney would 79 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,080 don't discount my feelings. 80 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:46,860 I'm not. You don't remember because you were too drunk. No, I wasn't, Tom. Okay, 81 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,000 Katie. I gotta go to Gator. 82 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:50,660 What the? 83 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:07,830 pretty we are. 84 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:10,610 We're so southern. I know, seriously. 85 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:14,910 Welcome to Galatoire. Hi, thank you so much. 86 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:18,630 Oh, it's so pretty in here. 87 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:21,410 I thought you chose the best place. 88 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:26,630 Galatoire is one of the oldest restaurants in New Orleans, and I've 89 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:31,110 there since I was a baby. Every holiday, every birthday that I had, that's where 90 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:32,510 we would all go. 91 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,850 The fact that you guys are here right now, it's just like... 92 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,020 I feel like I'm in a tango book right now. 93 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,860 If only I had a Noah instead of a Tom. 94 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:43,660 Okay. 95 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,640 He was yelling at her. He was calling her names. No matter what she said, 96 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,080 nothing was right. He was barking at her. And I'm like, enough. 97 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,860 Even Carter was getting mad. And Carter was like, dude, stop it. 98 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:58,230 The boys acted like weirdos last night. Jack was crying and stuff. I was like, 99 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,410 get me out of here right now. 100 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,710 I am sorry. 101 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,410 It was so weird. 102 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,230 So many things last night. God, I'm so embarrassed. 103 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:09,470 Hey, can we cheer so that I can drink? 104 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:16,910 I love you. I love 105 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,930 you. This is awesome. 106 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:23,440 I need this more than you'll ever know. Tom, by the way. Derek, man. Derek, nice 107 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,440 to meet you. All right, so you're going to see alligators, you know, birds, 108 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,040 maybe a snake or two. 109 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,760 I'm kind of a pussy with this type of stuff, so thank you, Santa Ball. 110 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,760 Oh, God. 111 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,920 Oh, God. 112 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,720 I'm scared of horses. 113 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,880 If an alligator does come on a boat that's not part of the tour, you need to 114 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,880 out of the way. 115 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,720 I'm going with the guys today because... 116 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:52,030 I'm a groomsman, and the groomsmen and the bridesmaids split up, and honestly, 117 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,270 want to see some gators. 118 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:58,290 Dude, this is awesome. 119 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,270 Jack, Jack, Jack. 120 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,490 Dude, 121 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,310 you're pissed drunk right now. 122 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:08,830 I know. Yeah, you are. I'm sorry. You are, though. You are. I'm starting to 123 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:14,550 think that Tom is drinking for other reasons. You know, possibly... 124 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,440 Situation going on with Katie. I mean, I think possibly, but that's pretty much 125 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,440 the reason. 126 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:21,820 Holy. 127 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,300 Dude, I love airboats. 128 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,420 Oh, my God, he's coming towards us. 129 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:37,860 Oh, shit. 130 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,580 Whoa, whoa, guys, look, look, look. Oh, my God. 131 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,120 Holy shit. 132 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,800 Guys, those things jump. Careful. Oh, God. 133 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:48,860 Okay. You can drop it right in front of them. 134 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,320 No. 135 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:51,500 Yo, 136 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:53,700 watch your hands. You guys are crazy. 137 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,140 Oh, God. Ariana. 138 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,160 That shit. Don't you watch YouTube? 139 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,880 I think alligators are cool. I think the alligators are neat. 140 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,280 They're cool to see from a boat. 141 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,700 Oh, here comes Doc. 142 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,240 Oh, God. 143 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:10,760 Hell no. 144 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,620 No. Holy shit. 145 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,760 Go say what's up to Fred. Oh, my God. 146 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:17,020 Oh, what a good boy. 147 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,560 Jesus. Look at his tail. 148 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,880 I want to go touch it on here. 149 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,420 No, you got to put duct tape on his mouth. 150 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:27,520 Come here, Fred. Come get your chicken. You did good, buddy. 151 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,340 Here, if you want to give him something. I want to give him a little something. 152 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,100 Oh, that's right. I forgot you brought donuts. Yeah, yeah, I brought donuts. 153 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:35,559 Oh, what's up? 154 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,340 Get out of here. Oh, man. 155 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900 Dude. 156 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:41,990 Dude, all right, that's fine. But, dude, why would you do that to me right when 157 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:43,030 I'm sitting on the edge of the water? 158 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,590 This is really fun to push towards. 159 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,210 Jack, do you want a beer? 160 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:48,410 Yeah, I'll take a beer. 161 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:49,810 Oh, 162 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:54,170 my God. Who the fuck put a snake in the cooler, dude? 163 00:08:57,190 --> 00:09:00,790 That's fucked up. I could have easily fallen in there. I brought shots for 164 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,810 everybody. Yeah. 165 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:03,570 Guess what shot it is. 166 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:05,890 I'll give it to you. It's a kamikaze. 167 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,650 Oh, my God, dude. 168 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,100 I don't want to say that I built the whole trip around this moment, but this 169 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:28,040 definitely something that was going to happen because he's the bachelor party 170 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 and that's what we do. 171 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,840 Oh, God. 172 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:38,060 Dale, there's poop stains on there. There's better not be poop stains on 173 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:48,940 Carter says that I get hot mess, so that's fine. 174 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,760 Brittany, you are the wild one. Wild one! 175 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,100 Sexy and single can only go two. 176 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:56,460 Stop it! 177 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,320 I mean, at least it said sexy. 178 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,560 Like, she could be worse. 179 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,220 Who took in Sparkle? 180 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,620 Oysters Rockefeller! 181 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,520 Why did you guys get two orders? 182 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,340 I didn't order too much. I'm sorry. 183 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:16,660 I'm not big on seafood. 184 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:22,460 I especially don't like anything in a shell. I don't want to be cracking and 185 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:26,540 ripping tails off and pulling off skin and like, it just grosses me out. 186 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,440 I forget that you two don't eat seafood. 187 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,100 I don't want it in front of me. 188 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,900 It's very pungent. 189 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:40,360 Yeah. The anorexics can go off. It grosses me out. So I can't imagine how 190 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,700 feel. Intense. Yeah. 191 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:47,780 I put thought into this. 192 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,320 But I think that you have to be... 193 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,230 Like, farmer -ish, too. 194 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:55,450 So, when I was in Katie's room this morning, we were, like, getting ready, 195 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:58,310 know they, like, got in a fight, and she showed me, like, a few text messages. 196 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,750 She was mad because we were walking so far. 197 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:06,570 But I also got her to admit last night that because of the cheating, that is 198 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:07,570 what it is. Thank you. 199 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:13,410 Last night, Carter, Katie, and I had this huge talk, and we finally got to 200 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:16,010 bottom of why Katie fights with Tom. 201 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:19,530 And it's because we all think that Schwartz, the girl in Vegas. 202 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:24,030 I know that it's true because I saw it in a text message. 203 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,910 I saw it in a text message from your reader. What is it? What is it? 204 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,029 It's a card. 205 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,130 I can make it. 206 00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:34,950 It can move on, but you're not going to forget it happened and it's still going 207 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:35,950 to affect you forever. 208 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,169 It's so very deep down. Yeah. 209 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:41,870 And now she's pissed off about every little thing under the sun. But it's not 210 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,690 the little things. It's the bigger picture. 211 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:46,550 By Schwartz cheating, that broke the trust. 212 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:51,090 And I know for me, with Jay and the whole pill thing last year, that broke 213 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:55,270 trust. And we couldn't fully move on and recover from that until he owned it and 214 00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,650 apologized. So that's what Schwartz needs to do. 215 00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:01,750 It's all about the Vegas girl. She said it. It's not me assuming that. I'm just 216 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,330 assuming that's what she said last night. Yeah. 217 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:09,630 Like, he has to admit this before the wedding. He has to. Let's make it 218 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,930 Yeah. 219 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,630 Surprise me. 220 00:12:14,449 --> 00:12:15,449 Coming up. 221 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:16,010 That 222 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:28,690 was 223 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:35,070 cool. That was cool. 224 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,270 So here's y 'all's seating arrangement. 225 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,930 My treat, man. It's my treat. 226 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,850 What's for lunch? 227 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,910 I got some boiled crab, you know. 228 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,499 Watch your glass. 229 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:49,840 Here we come. Coming down the table. This is the coolest thing ever. 230 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,180 You don't get no better than a blue crab down here in southern Louisiana. 231 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,640 Hell yeah. 232 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,840 How you feeling, man? Fine. 233 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,319 You okay? 234 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,019 You don't look fine. 235 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,320 I feel bad for the crab. 236 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,180 We're eating it. It's not like it's going to waste. 237 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,860 I know. I feel bad for him. 238 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,800 You checking with Katie at all? 239 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,180 I have my phone on me. It's actually probably a good thing. 240 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,030 Like, you guys should go to counseling. 241 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,230 It'll help you. 242 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:14,510 No. No. 243 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,650 Because she has to make criticism. 244 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,110 You try to criticize Katie, she put that wall up so fast, your head will spin. 245 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,690 But you also, you got to understand, man, she wants you to have her back. She 246 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,510 feels like you never have her back. But that's what she feels. 247 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:30,050 Carter, that being said, after six years, you develop a callus. There's 248 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,250 something that is literally, like, driving you guys apart. 249 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:35,810 Yeah. And it's not just you guys fighting all the time. Like, there's an 250 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:38,650 subject that's, like, maybe when you hooked up with that girl in Vegas. 251 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,210 I think that literally weighs on her, and then she takes it out on you because 252 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:48,050 you've never confronted her or had a conversation about her. 253 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,029 I wish that was my only problem with Katie. 254 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:52,750 I really hate that Carter's bringing this up right now. I mean, this was two 255 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,689 years ago. 256 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:56,410 Did you have sex with someone in Vegas? No. 257 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,670 I'm hearing all these rumors. What am I supposed to think? 258 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:05,590 Every time I think we've resolved it and moved past this, it resurfaces in the 259 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:08,190 heat of the moment when she's really upset or she's been drinking. 260 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,550 Tom, you've already paid me back for that. 261 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:14,380 A girl in Vegas, you make out with a girl here, you do all that. You've 262 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,000 paid me back tenfold. 263 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,540 Like, come on, man. 264 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,920 Give me a break. 265 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:24,260 We had horrible problems long before that and long after it. And that's so 266 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:28,280 f***ed up, man. I feel partially responsible for this rumor getting out 267 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,220 first place because we were in Las Vegas and there was a bunch of people that I 268 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,220 was introducing to Tom. 269 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,680 And one of them was... 270 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,840 This Vegas girl. And God knows, I didn't even know they were Katie and Tom were 271 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,740 going to end up getting married. Why is she mad? 272 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,520 That's the problem. She's always mad. But she's mad at you for a certain 273 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,340 This sounds like Kristen propaganda. 274 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,679 You guys were arguing. 275 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,220 This is Kristen propaganda, dude. Kristen propaganda, dude. You were 276 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,220 at her last night. 277 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,760 Carter doesn't give a shit if Schwartz slept with that girl or not. 278 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,640 I mean, it's got Kristen's fingerprints all over it. 279 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:04,040 Kristen is so desperate to try and vindicate Katie instead of just 280 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:08,840 that Katie's behavior has been horrible at times. It takes two, dude, I'm 281 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,700 telling you for sure, because Sheena, she's had her issues. She's like, could 282 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,900 annoying as f***. Yeah, she's like, her voice, like everything, there was issues 283 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,580 we had. I had to be completely honest with her and be like, You make me feel 284 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,620 like when you do this, blah, blah, blah, and just, like, tell her everything. 285 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,720 She told me all the issues. 286 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,600 And then from there, it's up to you if you want to, like, work together or, 287 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,760 like, you know, compromise. 288 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:32,000 That's great, but she doesn't take your deepest, darkest insecurities and throw 289 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,280 them in your face and raise texts you for six hours. 290 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,000 How are you getting married? How are you getting married? Huh? 291 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,380 Dude, listen, at the end of the day, you don't want to spend the rest of your 292 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,379 life like this. 293 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,700 And whether you love her or not, sometimes, you know. 294 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,560 Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, that's right. 295 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,600 Walk the dip in the butt, you know. 296 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:52,430 Yeah, it's hard, dude. And marriage, it doesn't get easy, so it's not going to 297 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,089 get easier. 298 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:56,790 There's something inside of her that's troubling her. Well, maybe it is, 299 00:15:56,810 --> 00:16:00,750 And there's something that... You ever know. You sound like a f***ing battered 300 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:05,890 wife. Chill. No, Tom. Chill. I feel like I'm coming apart over this. 301 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:10,230 It hurts to see my friend going through this. You guys are f***ing telling 302 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,730 Schwartz that he needs to fix this. 303 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,370 It's f***ing bulls***. 304 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:19,730 I've known you since you first set foot in L .A. I've seen you at your best, at 305 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:23,110 your worst. I've seen you handle every situation. I've been there with you, 306 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,750 I mean, he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life. I just want the 307 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,850 dude to be happy. I want to do something for him. I feel helpless. 308 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,950 You take care of your family. 309 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:34,810 You take care of everyone. 310 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:39,430 You put your emotions always on the end, man. Always on the end, dude. 311 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:45,800 I don't want to see you like this, man. You deserve better, dude. 312 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,660 The waterworks. 313 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,000 This is a bachelor party. Everyone's crying. 314 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,400 I'm sorry, dude. 315 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,960 I kicked with you guys so I wouldn't have to deal with crying. 316 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,280 I'm sorry, guys. 317 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,839 I'm sorry. I'm going with the girls, man. You guys. 318 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,940 Look. We got the emotions out of the way. 319 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,660 Happens on a bachelor party. Let's go back. Let's chill for a minute and then 320 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:17,240 possibly throw on some heels and a dress. Nice and pretty. 321 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840 Hello. 322 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080 How are you? 323 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,920 Good. We're thinking about adding some items to the menu, right? 324 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,500 Yes. So I want to add three new dishes to the menu. 325 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,720 I just want you to be creative. I want you to have fun and really just do 326 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,100 whatever you want. OK. 327 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,480 The restaurant's doing really well, but we want to keep it really kind of 328 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,380 current. Everything on the menu is working perfectly, but we don't like the 329 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:59,920 to get complacent. So we always do specials. And if it's really, really 330 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,220 then we add it to the menu. 331 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,720 I've got Natalie and Guillermo coming in as well, so we can all just have a 332 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,549 little taste. 333 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:08,990 I think it is very good. And don't wear those trousers again. It's got magic 334 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,970 mushrooms all over your face. This is a mushroom. 335 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:12,710 All kinds of mushrooms. 336 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,890 All right, I should fire you for wearing those trousers. 337 00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:16,230 Oh, okay. 338 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,160 Even okay. Yeah, maybe another piece of tape right there I was about to ask if 339 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,420 you wanted to do like a smokey eye on me, but like this I think this one I 340 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,260 want to say the same thing. Who wants a shot? 341 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,800 Oh my god. 342 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,520 There's someone at the door. 343 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,020 And then cake. 344 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:58,700 Who ordered a cake? I don't know. Who sent this? Who ordered a cake? 345 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,560 Actually, it's a gift for you. 346 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,400 Uh oh, what's happening? 347 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160 What's happening? 348 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:28,330 I hired a stripper. 349 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:32,630 I'm going to make this bachelorette party turn up. 350 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,380 I think I just gave her, like, the best wedding present ever. 351 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,620 I can't wait until we get to tell the boys that you got a dancer and they 352 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,620 didn't. Yeah. 353 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:55,440 Coming up. We're just getting started, baby. 354 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,800 I don't think that's right. 355 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,840 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 356 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,200 Come on now. Get up. Time to get up. 357 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,440 All right, get up. 358 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940 Let's do this. 359 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:36,040 Woo! What's your name? Aubrey Sinclair. Who's Aubrey Sinclair? 360 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,760 She's a legend. 361 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,820 She's a drag mother. 362 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,200 Every drag queen has to have a drag mother. 363 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,820 When Schwartz decided he wanted to do drag on his bachelor party trip, I 364 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:46,820 in the expert. 365 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,820 Hi, Tom. It's Aubrey. Nice to meet you. 366 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,520 This is Star. 367 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,660 Hi, Star. 368 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,779 Aubrey, Star. 369 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:00,559 Hi, what's your name? 370 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,760 Anastasia. Anastasia. 371 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Hello, ladies. 372 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,660 Make me beautiful. 373 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,740 We can do what we can. 374 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,800 Now, do any of you need to be tucked? 375 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,460 Oh. 376 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,860 We're taking it really far here. 377 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,060 Are you kidding me? 378 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,120 Catch her next, dude. All right, fine. 379 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,360 This is a fall part. 380 00:21:28,379 --> 00:21:29,780 I don't think that's right. 381 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,720 Oh, yeah, look at your butt now. 382 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,940 Hell yeah, dude. 383 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,220 My ass feels tight. 384 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,000 I feel like you guys just hate on me all the time because I'm so pretty. 385 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,740 I'll be right back. 386 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,920 We're having so much better of a time than the boys. 387 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:54,250 It is fun. a bachelorette party yeah it was a stressful day and i'm not stressed 388 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:54,850 out anymore 389 00:21:54,850 --> 00:22:03,130 there's 390 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:07,570 so many gender stereotypes that are being broken right now we are blurring 391 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:11,270 lines of what it means to be a man and what does it mean to be a woman in 392 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:12,270 today's society 393 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,080 I did think Ariana sort of wishes she was bridesmaid. 394 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,080 Is it too late to switch teams? 395 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,200 So, 396 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:41,960 I think you guys are maybe losing in the fun department. 397 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,760 Check your phone. 398 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:50,400 That looks like a girl. 399 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,800 A topless girl with whipped cream. 400 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,640 I mean... 401 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,060 Is that Bubba's butt? 402 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,200 Do you wish you were with them, or are you glad you're with us? 403 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:08,640 Even though pretty much everybody in this group has cried once on the trip. 404 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:09,479 What's the verdict? 405 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,420 Because we're just getting started, baby. 406 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,680 I got like five sets of butt pads. 407 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,220 I got bras. 408 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,760 I got cutlets. I got tons of heels, purses, dresses, wigs. That's hot. 409 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,740 You think so? Is it maybe? Ooh, I like that. 410 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:26,929 I'm stoked. 411 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,230 I think it's a great idea. 412 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,270 Peter! I still look like a dude. 413 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:34,810 Peter, you look like somebody just going to Burning Man. No, he looks like a 414 00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:35,729 love guru. 415 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:37,150 No, you look like you live in Florida. 416 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:38,510 You've lived there for like 30 years. 417 00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:42,530 You teach piano lessons or something. Well, hold it down there in the front, 418 00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:44,110 at least... What was going on over there? 419 00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:45,490 They were having fun. They were? 420 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:46,830 Yeah, they were having fun. 421 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:48,310 Yeah. 422 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:52,530 Yeah. As long as she's happy, I'm happy. Dude, she's having a great time. 423 00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:53,610 Really? Yes. 424 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,370 But I think that you're... 425 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,850 But you guys are going to be good. 426 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,610 She's definitely having a good time. 427 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:00,830 Okay. 428 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,610 I can't get over you guys. 429 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,070 I look like a bitch. 430 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,790 You do look like a bitch. 431 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,270 So gross. 432 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,310 Whoa! 433 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:13,450 Let's go break some hearts or break something. 434 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:14,810 You know what I'm saying? 435 00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:22,070 I feel really insecure now because she can do weird things in the pod that I 436 00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:23,070 didn't even know could happen. 437 00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:24,630 I thought Katie was going to murder me. 438 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:27,220 But the tripper is, like, really fun. 439 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,700 One, two, three. 440 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,340 She's a girl's girl. 441 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,560 I dig it. 442 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,880 Bye, guys. 443 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,720 Bye. Thank you so much. Congratulations. 444 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:36,480 Thank you. Thank you. 445 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,760 My nuts are so constricted now. I know. 446 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,560 My balls, like, hurt. 447 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,120 Yo, this bar looks pretty dope. Okay, here we go. I mean, if you're going to 448 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,800 drag. You might as well make it that much better by going to the straightest 449 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,800 place ever. 450 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,100 Sports bar. 451 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,020 All right, babe. All right, babe. 452 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:18,520 I will be going 453 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,220 out tonight as Jordan Tyler. 454 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:25,550 What up, baby girl? 455 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:26,870 You want me to get you a shot? 456 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,290 Do it for the Vine. 457 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,490 R .I .P. Vine. 458 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:41,090 Tina Lamar comes from a nickname that Tom and Tom made up for me 459 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:44,730 many, many years ago. I kind of would love to get into the story a little more 460 00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,050 about Tina Lamar, but I don't really know if I'm allowed to legally. 461 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,230 Your dick looks so good in that dress. 462 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840 Yeah, I'm getting married. 463 00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:59,020 Do you want a shot? 464 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,080 No. 465 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,980 Maybe. I'm a good girl. 466 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,820 I mean, in a bad way. 467 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,240 So what do I got to do to get a guy to buy me a drink? 468 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600 I'll buy you a drink. 469 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,920 Yeah? I'm not a guy, but I'll buy you a drink. 470 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,099 That'll work. 471 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,780 I got a new single that's dropping next week, so, like, follow me and check it 472 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:16,780 out. 473 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,120 Excuse me, why is Jordan buying them shots? 474 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:22,420 I don't know. No, I'm not talking to them. I'm not talking to them. I'm not 475 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,260 talking to you. Yo, take a picture of me. 476 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:27,670 Dude, that's love. 477 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:28,910 That's love. 478 00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:31,230 Dude, if I gotta go to the bathroom, I'm in serious trouble. 479 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:32,470 I don't know how to pee. 480 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,030 Hey, to The Bachelor. 481 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:36,050 Yo, to Visa. 482 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,670 She's the hottest chick here. 483 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:42,770 So Schwartz is kind of drinking a lot. And I guess, you know, that's okay for a 484 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:46,130 guy that's gonna get married that maybe shouldn't be. 485 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,050 Can you guys help me out? Where is my penis? 486 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:50,530 It's not there. 487 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:52,510 If you see it, I need it. 488 00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:54,870 You can, you know... 489 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,580 Play around with it for a while, but I need it back. 490 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:00,840 A 491 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:08,680 guy 492 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,680 bought me a star. 493 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,339 A star. 494 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,340 Thank you, sir. 495 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:13,540 I appreciate it. 496 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,340 Cheers. Thanks, gentlemen. 497 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,020 Finally, a gentleman. 498 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:19,820 John! 499 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,480 I'm hotter. She tastes better. 500 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:26,710 I peed on my dress. 501 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:27,970 Ouch! 502 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,710 Oh, my God. What? 503 00:27:35,350 --> 00:27:36,350 Come here. 504 00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:41,370 Oh, my God. I love you. 505 00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:54,110 Coming up, you fight about one thing. 506 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:57,340 You fight about the package. Check in Vegas. 507 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:08,700 I just 508 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:12,400 sent you guys the picture with no red eyes. 509 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,500 We look so pretty. 510 00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:17,760 She had a bachelorette party. 511 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:19,620 We did the standard. 512 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 Strike it. 513 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:23,770 Ew, and it's tickling. 514 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:29,330 We carved penises out of cucumbers, like, created toilet paper wedding 515 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:30,450 blah, blah, blah. 516 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:34,590 Katie's bachelorette party, Dossie planned, so we went on a murder tour. 517 00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:38,750 First two men are men tied to posts with their stomachs split open. 518 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,430 So they were here. Men stand to the wall with their mouths down. 519 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,730 They keep it on their girlfriends. Delphine and Lori would take animals. 520 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:45,390 Comes up from behind them. 521 00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:48,950 Wax them across the head. They were like cheaters. I was like, I get it. 522 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:52,250 No, this was the most dangerous street, though. 523 00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:56,210 It seems like the main reason a lot of people get murdered in New Orleans is 524 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:57,350 because of cheating. 525 00:28:58,330 --> 00:29:01,330 Like, if we all lived here, it would be a ghost town. 526 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,010 Wait, so are the guys back yet? 527 00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:05,950 Shay never made it out with them tonight. 528 00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:11,650 Oh, he did not? No. He has, like, legit sun poisoning or an allergic reaction to 529 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,650 something from today. 530 00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:16,460 Shay doesn't drink. He feels kind of... out of place on this trip. 531 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,960 Is he exaggerating it a little bit? 532 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:27,740 Possibly. 533 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,860 Just the two of us. How are you? Good. 534 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:51,020 So I've got Joe just kind of playing in the kitchen, like experimenting. 535 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:57,080 Ken and Natalie and Guillermo and I love to create a menu that's really going to 536 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,900 appeal to everybody, but it's got to get past me first. 537 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,260 New recipes? 538 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:02,850 Yeah, why not, right? 539 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:06,690 I don't know what you would even change on our menu. I love everything on there. 540 00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:07,850 We're still going to love what's coming. 541 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:11,750 But that's a good part is to taste it and then maybe it will surprise you. I 542 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:15,310 mean, I'm open to taste it. The organic cabbage soup. 543 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,650 Cabbage, onion, carrots. 544 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,430 Joe says it's really good. 545 00:30:19,690 --> 00:30:21,730 No, I like it because I love cabbage. 546 00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:25,050 This is the kind of food that kind of when you want to lose 30 pounds. 547 00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:26,350 Oh, my God. 548 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:27,930 No, Paul. 549 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:29,049 Thanks, Joe. 550 00:30:29,050 --> 00:30:30,050 What's the next one? 551 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:36,160 I have number two, the ahi tuna with yellow beans, and it's a lemon -olive 552 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,320 sauce. It's gluten -free, too. 553 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,400 That's yummy. I love it. Yeah, that's good. That's very healthy. 554 00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:41,739 I like that. 555 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,960 Yeah, I like that. That's fun. 556 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,940 So this is the leu de mer. 557 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,580 Leu de mer. Leu de mer. Leu de mer? 558 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:49,280 Oh, I can't say it. Leu de mer. 559 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,940 Okay, let's have a go. 560 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:52,700 Oh, 561 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,020 I love that. 562 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,200 That's the best thing I'm going to eat all of it. You don't need to try it. 563 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:01,300 It's fine. Yes, okay, Joe. 564 00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:02,820 This is really good. 565 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:08,440 So it's kind of got a different feeling tonight, because they're all gone. 566 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:09,620 They're all at the wedding party. 567 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,760 Yeah, but isn't it the point, like, to have a bachelorette party and a bachelor 568 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,140 party, you know, like, separated? 569 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,640 Yeah, both sides. 570 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,600 That's what we do at home, I don't know. I upgraded Colm and Katie's room. 571 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,140 We've taken them out of a single bedroom into a double bedroom now. 572 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,960 Well, hopefully he's not sleeping on the couch. 573 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,279 you guys been? 574 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,800 You know what I've been dealing with? 575 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,180 Who are these girls? I don't know. 576 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,800 You look like me. 577 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,740 Yes, she does, baby. 578 00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:07,380 I'm loving you guys. 579 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,160 My god, her nails. 580 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,180 Why the stripper? 581 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800 Of course. 582 00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:24,630 With the dark wig, I felt like my vibe was 50 -year -old stepmom. With the 583 00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:29,250 blonde, I'm giving it this more sassy, sexy, youthful look. 584 00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:30,850 He, like, went all out. 585 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,810 Sandoval's a better girl than I am. 586 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:40,070 If I took Sandoval's photo as a woman and put that on my dating app, he would 587 00:32:40,070 --> 00:32:41,170 get more likes than I would. 588 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:44,990 Are those my old underwear, my old butt pads that I have? 589 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:46,190 No, they're new. 590 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:50,790 I can't even deal with this. Give me my fucking vodka soda. I think I just 591 00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:51,790 sobered up. 592 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:56,650 You are not sucking on your cigarette. 593 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,010 I actually kind of like it. It's hilarious. 594 00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:04,170 Jack looks like your friend Tiffany, spelled with an I at the end, that needs 595 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:06,010 ride to a Czech cashing place. 596 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:09,530 And then another ride to 7 -Eleven for cigarettes. 597 00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:12,970 I don't know if you got a man, but I'm available. 598 00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:14,410 I'm not going to lie. 599 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,050 Huge penis. 600 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:32,550 I think Tom and I take our fighting to extremes at times, but we're 601 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:37,650 able to forgive each other. And I know that doesn't make any sense to people, 602 00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:41,710 but that's our relationship. And if you have a problem with that, we'll be glad 603 00:33:41,710 --> 00:33:42,710 it's not yours. 604 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,650 Everybody thinks that Tom is so adorable. 605 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:49,450 He's not that innocent. 606 00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:51,790 He has to tell her that he's a bitch in Vegas. 607 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:55,950 Tom is great at sweeping things under the rug, but I'm not. 608 00:33:56,430 --> 00:33:57,430 Schwartz, come here. 609 00:33:57,950 --> 00:33:59,570 I want to talk to you. Wait, I'm just chilling. 610 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:00,770 I know you need to talk to me. 611 00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:05,990 Coming up. It doesn't concern you. Stop talking, Sandoval. Get the fuck out of 612 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:06,990 here. Are you serious? 613 00:34:20,779 --> 00:34:22,380 Yeah, this room's a little trashed. 614 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:27,699 Listen, Tina had a good night, but you're not going to see Tina for a long 615 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,600 I have to say, this is probably one of the weirdest bachelor parties I've ever 616 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,600 been to. 617 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440 Do you want these? 618 00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:36,820 No, I don't want yours. 619 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,199 Do you want to do my dress? 620 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,500 Here. 621 00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:42,080 Please, I want to take my clothes off. 622 00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:50,770 Oh, my gosh. 623 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:53,790 Oh, 624 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:58,170 my balls can finally breathe. 625 00:34:59,450 --> 00:35:00,450 Holy shit. 626 00:35:01,690 --> 00:35:04,930 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll never do that to you again. 627 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,450 Am I just being you? 628 00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:12,430 Yeah, I want to talk to you. 629 00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:16,890 I'm going to be so straight up with you, okay? Yeah. I had a really long talk 630 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:18,450 with Katie last night. 631 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,520 I'm sort of now piecing together the fact that everything you and Katie fight 632 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:28,080 about, you fight about one thing. I'm trying to oversimplify it. You fight 633 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:33,280 the fact that Chick in Vegas and you never got over it. 634 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:34,540 Kristen, what the? 635 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:41,180 You know, it just goes to show how flawed their logic is, because we had so 636 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,840 more fights before the Vegas thing ever happened. So how do you explain that? 637 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:49,390 We never had sex. Yes, I made it. Carmen was there, and she saw it. Get out of 638 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,510 here. No, please. This is the dumbest conversation ever. 639 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,550 Schwartz, please listen to me. Take a deep breath. 640 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:57,530 Please. You're freaking basic. 641 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,890 Hey, princess, where are you going? 642 00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,650 Dodie's the same basic bitch that I always knew she was. 643 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:07,350 What? No, Dodie sucks. 644 00:36:08,530 --> 00:36:10,310 Same basic psycho bitch. 645 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,260 Schwartz. You too. She poisoned your mind. 646 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,860 No, man, you don't f***ing listen. 647 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,060 Guys, back off. I want you and Katie to f***ing be on the best page ever before 648 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:20,060 you get married, please. 649 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,860 If Schwartz will just tell the truth, it'll finally be out in the open, he and 650 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:25,320 Katie can move on and get married. 651 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:29,160 Guys, guys, what is the f*** is going on? Seriously, listen to me. Huh? Go 652 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:32,940 Go away. Don't pull me aside and say, yeah, Carmen said, I did not pursue, I 653 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,680 know what... Let's revisit the night. You want me to talk about who you had 654 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,680 with, too? 655 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:41,870 I know everything. I talk about all the shit that I've done. Just let him go. 656 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:45,090 Can you go the fuck away so I can talk to Tom? No. 657 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,470 No. Do you want to go to war? 658 00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:52,710 I will roast your ass if you want to go to war with me. 659 00:36:53,230 --> 00:36:54,230 No, 660 00:36:54,430 --> 00:36:56,450 I'm not. I'm not Tequila Tom. 661 00:36:56,670 --> 00:36:59,890 I am a killed human being. Okay, Dodie. Alright, now we're done. 662 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:01,550 Let's go. 663 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:03,130 Let's really go. Here, Dodie. 664 00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:05,890 Let's go. Let's go. 665 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,360 Sandoval, this is none of your business. It doesn't concern you. Really? It 666 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,360 doesn't concern you? 667 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,780 Are you f***ing kidding me? 668 00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:14,380 Kristen is being Kristen. 669 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,420 Stop talking, Sandoval. Get the f*** out of here. Are you serious? Get out of 670 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:19,920 here. She's a complete psycho. 671 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,500 I've been there. 672 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:22,580 I know. 673 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,080 Carter, I love you. Get out of here. 674 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:28,340 Frank, Carter, come with me. Not Dodie. Not Dodie. This is too much. 675 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,960 This is too much. 676 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:32,260 F***ing bitch whore. 677 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,280 Watch your f***ing mouth. 678 00:37:34,590 --> 00:37:38,830 I know this too, but that's not the f***ing point. There is a f***ing point. 679 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:42,670 idea of the f***ing sh** that Kristen's capable of? I'll tell you. 680 00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:46,370 It'll blow your mind, Carter. This is insane. 681 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:50,230 I mean, Kristen was way worse of a troll than Schwartz. 682 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,940 Listen, bro. There's no listen. 683 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,720 You don't know. I was there. I was there. If she's going to get my face, 684 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,760 going to talk about old Dodie. You're dating a newly improved Kristen. No, but 685 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,220 it's not about Kristen. It's not about Kristen. Why are you yelling at Tom and 686 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:05,880 why is everyone yelling at each other? I tried to talk to Schwartz about the 687 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,859 Vegas girls. 688 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,240 Did you tell her, you know, sort of? 689 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,780 Did we brief? 690 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,360 Okay, Tom and Tom are like getting in Carter's face. 691 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,820 How many guys did she fuck while she was dating you? A lot. 692 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,060 Not about Kristen right now. 693 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,800 That's what I'm saying. 694 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,680 That's what I'm saying. She brought up the past. She brought up the past. 695 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:29,480 Everybody fucking grows up, Tom. And guess what? You grew up to be fucking 696 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,600 Okay. You guys, honestly, you guys should date. This is ridiculous. 697 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 All right. Carter. 698 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:38,760 You're going for the dig. Carter. You're going for the dig. Because you grew up 699 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,760 and you became mad at her. 700 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,180 No, you grew up and you became mad at her. No, but you're not listening to 701 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:43,799 I'm saying. 702 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,240 I'm not going out there. I'm not getting involved with that. 703 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:51,840 That's a mess right there. Either you did or you didn't have sex with that 704 00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:55,320 I guess. Whether you did it or not, but she can... It doesn't matter. 705 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:56,700 But it does. 706 00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,840 You're goddamn right I made out with her. Yes, I made out with that chick. 707 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,560 You're goddamn right. 708 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,880 I did not. 709 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,260 Carter, you really don't understand. 710 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,990 You're asking for trouble if you're getting involved in that. That right 711 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:13,370 it's been a war for 10 years. That right there is a 10 -year battle. You're 712 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:15,110 going to get involved in something you've been here for a year for? 713 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,950 That's a war up there, isn't it? No. 714 00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:23,610 Okay. What the shit is going on? 715 00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:28,130 Cody, I'm way out of line. She's coming out of line. She's been downstairs the 716 00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:30,110 whole time. Okay. All right. You weren't there, bubba. 717 00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:32,250 I wasn't there. She's been downstairs. 718 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,280 Act like a moron. You want nothing but a shitload of love. Okay. 719 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,100 This is gonna be a disaster for both. 720 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,340 Katie, on her own, just said, this is why I'm so fucking angry, and he never 721 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:49,920 admitted, he never acknowledged it. 722 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,740 This girl, I've already forgiven him, but I need him to say it. Okay, so, 723 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:57,360 so finally there's a root, though. Yes, yes. 724 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:01,480 Thank God. If Katie really thinks that Schwartz slept with this girl in Vegas 725 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,020 and she's been holding on to this grudge for two years, I can totally see why 726 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:09,140 that would be a huge issue for her that she can't get over. They have a lot of 727 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:12,860 shit that they need to deal with. And Schwartz was like, Jodi, you're a bitch. 728 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:14,860 And this is the end of the show. 729 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,928 Coming up. 730 00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:19,530 Dude, I'm done with her. I'm done with Katie. 731 00:40:19,770 --> 00:40:20,770 I'm not marrying her. 732 00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:22,930 I'm not. 733 00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:30,490 He kissed the girl. 734 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,270 That's not true. Oh, it's not true. Were you there? 735 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:34,930 No, 736 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:35,788 no, no. 737 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:37,110 Were you there? No, 738 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:44,290 you did not. I know you didn't. I don't know exactly what happened, but I'm 739 00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:46,290 almost positive we didn't have sex. 740 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:49,590 Your penis was not capable of going inside that girl. Sorry, 741 00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,390 but it wasn't. 742 00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:56,110 But I woke up in her room and I left really early and I knew that I had 743 00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,110 up really bad. 744 00:40:57,430 --> 00:41:01,170 Um, if someone wants to tell me what the f*** is happening, that'd be cool. 745 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:04,830 I pulled shorts outside and was like, no, I'm like, I just want to like talk 746 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:05,709 you and Katie, whatever. 747 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:06,710 Just getting defensive. 748 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:09,830 He was like, you don't even. I'm sorry, I don't know anything. 749 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:11,950 About the Vegas girl and the cheating. 750 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:15,490 I didn't, you've never talked to me about this. 751 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,718 Thought about what? 752 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,380 Like, whether Schwartz had sex with somebody. 753 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:23,040 Well, I had no idea that's why y 'all are fighting. 754 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,880 That makes so much fucking sense. I wish I knew it. 755 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:31,660 This is something that came about, like, when we were, like, not friends. 756 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:39,060 Kristen bringing up this Vegas girl to Tom was in good intention, even though 757 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:43,600 the tact and the execution of it was just completely off. But you can't... 758 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:45,670 Put the toothpaste back in the tube. 759 00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:48,450 I didn't want to talk to everyone about it. I didn't want to make it public 760 00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:52,430 knowledge. I was trying to protect... I was trying to protect Tom. 761 00:41:53,770 --> 00:41:56,910 That's the f***ing issue. That is the root of all these problems. We did 762 00:41:56,910 --> 00:42:00,090 out that the root is Vegas. That's the root. That's the root of everything. Oh, 763 00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:00,848 that's the root. 764 00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:02,750 What about the four years before that? 765 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,110 I'm done. 766 00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:07,370 Dude, I'm done with her. I'm done with Katie. 767 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:08,590 I'm not marrying her. 768 00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:11,550 I'm not. 769 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,540 I cannot marry her. 770 00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:22,680 Next time on Vanderpump Rules, Tom and I have had a few little flare -ups. Flare 771 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,420 -ups? That doesn't sound good. Oh, thank you for saying that. Leave him the f*** 772 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,860 alone! He's a f***ing battered wife! 773 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,500 Look at him! 774 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,640 He basically admitted to hooking up with that girl. 775 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,920 Like, that's it? 776 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,260 Yeah. When you put a ring on my f***ing finger, it just stops right in your 777 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,260 f***ing face. 778 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,260 I don't deny the fact that I cheated on you. Two in one weekend. 779 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,480 Tom, where's my penis? 780 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,120 Oh, my. 781 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,840 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.